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of naggy Ah Soh

Thursday, March 17, 2005

I despise the office Ah Soh.

She nags non-stop. Just now, while she was taking out the black trash bag to dump, some drink from the bag spilled and wet her trolley. She said it's orange drink. Why? Because she saw that Salina and I were drinking orange flavoured drinks is it? Ah Soh ahh... our tea may come in orange-coloured cans but the contents inside look like normal tea alright.

So fuckin pissed off. She likes to think it's either me or Salina (my colleague, a secretary) who messes up the place. And when she's angry, she curses and will go like "Mau mati ah ini orang! Hah! Bodoh takde otak! Makan taik minum kencing punya orang!" I'm serious lah sey... She actually says all that.

You know how unbelievable she is? Well she told my colleagues that she saw me with my boyfriend in the train, holding hands! No big deal right? But wait, the 'boyfriend' she was refering to was Eli!!! And where's Yan the boyfriend? In Brunei!! She's good at spinning stories lah sey... Spin stories and spread them like The New Paper.

I hate The New Paper by the way. Irrelevant news, and sometimes inaccurate. Not to mention the bad grammar and sentence arrangement. Plus, too many of those stupid ringtones and chatline services ads.

One of these days, when my patience is running thin, I'll tell the Manager that we all can't stand the Ah Soh.

the enigma was spotted at 13:59