whimsical flights of fancy

showdown tonight

Monday, September 25, 2006

Jonathan Leong a.k.a. Johan Leong Abdullah, (according to Eling and Leyng) is too diplomatic for me. It's nice to see someone eat humble pie now and then but too much of it, it's fattening, yeah? All that cream and icing and a lil cherry on top of that pie? And before you know it, you get tired eventually.

It's the same effect and nausea I get as with Rahimah Rahim the Idol contestant (not to be confused with Rahimah Rahim, the real singer). The one with too much of that teeny-booper trying to be all rock chic. Pfft.

Enough with all that "Thank you all for coming", and "I'd like to thank all my family, friends, people at home, and most importantly, all my fans... Without you, I won't be here" bit. I've seen and had enough of all that. Can we have some unpolished, raw attitude here? I'm not suggesting rudeness, but maybe less nods, less waves, less bows to the audience?

Too politically-correct, I say.

Tell you what, Johan, if you don't win tonight, consider running as a candidate for MP for the youth wing. Confirm you won't go wrong there.

Hady may have a perpetual dazed look in his eyes but at least he's not sucking up to the audience, to the judges and even to Gurmit Singh. Ok? Tu baru superstar, understand? Not sucking up to people.

Now I'm not just saying this because Hady is Melayu. It's also because, face it, he is the better singer. Better than Taufik even. Better than Johan, hands down. Macam itu professional lah. Kelab malam pun kelab malam, lah! Tak cerewet, asalkan bagus. Hurhur.

the enigma was spotted at 13:32

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QiJi New York

Monday, September 18, 2006

Friday was malam muda-mudi with the girls. Aku kasi warning sikit ehh... When a bunch of silly girls meet to hooray-hooray, and where there was consumption of caffeine before that, don't expect a quiet moment. Bising lah kita ni... Hurhur... Mummy Suhana joined us much later.

Eli's twin sister. I don't know why she's taller than Eli, though...

I don't understand why Jila have to do that in all the pictures. Like siao siao, hor... Seram sikit pun ada. Like force people to take picture with her :/

Alert alert ALERT!! Ratna looks normal here ALERT~

Ah, better put a picture of Miss Ley. Nanti dia marah. Used her camera already, then never put her picture hurhur... Eksyen ah, eksyen ah got dimple...

Who needs guys when you've got us girls!

the enigma was spotted at 18:17

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Heroine

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Elizabeth Choy

1910 ~ 2006

Awarded the Order of the British Empire in 1946.

A wife. An author. A war heroine. Died of pancreas cancer.

the enigma was spotted at 18:15

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shoo fly flu

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Was on MC yesterday. I was fine during the earlier part of Monday, save for a scratchy throat. But it got worst at night. Was having large bouts of sneezes and watery eyes all, the works. Penat nyahhh, aku sneeze. My nose was rubbed raw. I cried harder yesterday than when I watched I Am Sam last Saturday.

Time check is 13.38 hr. I am not having lunch. Today, and almost whole of last week. I guess because I have no lunch kaki anymore :( I miss Sal. I wish she's still around for company. For me to bug. Or to tell her of the latest happening, my weekend blabla... She's such a good company. Sigh...

Right now, Yan is having a 12-hour bus ride to some ulu village in Philippines. I told him he doesn't need Flabelos. That bus ride should cause much damage to his ass. 12-hour seouls. That's like to KL and back, balls.

Ok Washingtons!

This Friday, 15 September 2006. Meet 7.30p.m. ok... Venue to be confirmed later. Jadi eh please, jangan tak jadi. I know we all need this. Nooraini Miss Ozie is back in town and we can hooray-hooray. Weeeeee..... I wanna go bowling, but Eli said we'll just have dinner and chill and lepak-lepak macam juveniles. What say you, girls? Sila jangan segan, jangan silu beri pendapat kat sebelah kiri tu haaa...

the enigma was spotted at 13:40

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Bon Voyage!

Monday, September 11, 2006

To Yan.

I know you're there to observe the Filippinos.

Keyword here, sweetums: Observe.

Do NOT bring back one. We have enough of them here in Singapore :)

Please therefore advise your friends who kirim-ed you to bring back some Filipinos, that they can have their pick here, in Singapore. Tak payah susah-susah pergi sana cari.

But of course, this piece of advice does not apply to the male Filipinos. You're welcome to bring back some male ones. And oh, while you're at it, remember to bring back enough for my girls :)

(Aku ni bebual macam bawak balik kuih ehh...)

the enigma was spotted at 18:29

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Another Washington turns 23!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ZU!!!

P.S. Your mantra for today. Repeat after me:

Leave work early.

the enigma was spotted at 14:42

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the dues are due

Friday, September 08, 2006

Sometimes I feel that family matters are such sticky things. Stickier than UHU Glue ataupun Glue Cap Gajah untuk glue tumit kasut tercabut.

I fought with my brother because of that girl he's dating. My other brother calls her Suara Step Merdu. And I can understand why, because I've heard the way she speaks. SSM nak mampos.

So while he was talking to her on the phone, I shouted from across the room "Suara Step Merdu! Suara Step Merdu! JALAnNNDAH!" And apparently she heard and put down the phone on him or something. I felt quite bad for him but ho well.

Why do all 17 year olds talk like that? Fikir sek, eh? Sometimes when I pick up the phone to make a call, I'll hear wisps of their conversation. Her voice, mostly. And really, she sounds dehydrated every time. You know like Paris Hilton? Kinda whispery and draggy? Only Paris sounds better lah, hands down *cue that's hawt*

If you're 17 and going to talk to your 1st boyfriend/2nd boyfriend/scandal tonight, don't talk like Suara Step Merdu, okay? Lemau beb, lemau...

Have a good weekend y'all!

the enigma was spotted at 18:58

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Baby Rifqy

Congratulations to Il** and Ir** on their newborn baby boy, I'ril Rifqy! Good-looking boy. Future heart-breaker, I tell ya.

*Names left semi blank to protect identities.

the enigma was spotted at 09:56

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