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the dues are due

Friday, September 08, 2006

Sometimes I feel that family matters are such sticky things. Stickier than UHU Glue ataupun Glue Cap Gajah untuk glue tumit kasut tercabut.

I fought with my brother because of that girl he's dating. My other brother calls her Suara Step Merdu. And I can understand why, because I've heard the way she speaks. SSM nak mampos.

So while he was talking to her on the phone, I shouted from across the room "Suara Step Merdu! Suara Step Merdu! JALAnNNDAH!" And apparently she heard and put down the phone on him or something. I felt quite bad for him but ho well.

Why do all 17 year olds talk like that? Fikir sek, eh? Sometimes when I pick up the phone to make a call, I'll hear wisps of their conversation. Her voice, mostly. And really, she sounds dehydrated every time. You know like Paris Hilton? Kinda whispery and draggy? Only Paris sounds better lah, hands down *cue that's hawt*

If you're 17 and going to talk to your 1st boyfriend/2nd boyfriend/scandal tonight, don't talk like Suara Step Merdu, okay? Lemau beb, lemau...

Have a good weekend y'all!

the enigma was spotted at 18:58