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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Ok this one, I must say.

There's this girl right, who is really getting on my nerves. Like big time. IF you do what she is doing, you will be so damn annoying, it's not funny.

First of all, some background info.

So she just broke up with her boyfriend. To counter the heartache, she went into a shopping and makeover frenzy. I'm not against that. If that makes her happy, by all means, GO SPEND when the whole world is fearing that they might not have a job in the next 6 months or so. Hah ok so then there were alot of changes in her. Permed hair, longer eyelashes, higher hemlines and a skinnier body. Ok so fine. Skinny.

BUT PLEASE.

It gets to a point where she goes on and on and on about being skinny. SEPERTI CONTOH. For example.

Me: Hey you want some cookies?

She: No thanks. I don't like. It's fattening you know. I should cut down on fattening stuff and you should too.

&@^#$ Like, how the hell did I get into the picture ni! I was just being nice by offering you a cookie dammit!

Ok then another example. Ni baru tadi terjadi ni ha.

She told my boss that she was going for dinner. As in, out with friends for dinner lah. So my boss said something like "wah happiness go dinner" and because she is a suaku bangsa tak faham omputeh nyer bahasa, she was like (dalam suara dia yang penuh kechinchongan) "HAH WHAT HAPPINESS?" so my boss went like, "go dinner can eat then happy mahh..." AND GUESS WHAT SHE SAID?

"Why happy leh... I don't like to eat dinner later I become ff...." Guess what she was going to say, the "ff..." part? And then it was followed by this: "Opps I don't want to say already, later Farzuin scold me."

And I was like "Yah what it's damn bloody annoying you know fat lah fattening lah you want to eat, eat lah! And it's not just me who finds it annoying you know..."

Like, what the hell right? If you don't like to eat dinner, then why the hell do you even bother going out for dinner and chiooong the whole night until cannot wake up the next day for work then take urgent morning leaves/MC???

I really don't like bitching about work or the people at work cos I like to leave work at the office door the moment I stepped out of the office. But THIS is really getting ridiculously ridiculous. AND also, I think she doesn't have the right to say I should lose weight/I'm fat when I don't even find anything wrong with myself. Just because now you can wear bare backs and tube tops doesn't mean you can diss people. Ey gi scrub badan dulu sebelum pakai itu tube tops lah ey!

Sekali aku bitch-slap dia sikit, hah rambut perm dia tu jadi lurus, gigi jadi lurus so tak payah pakai braces lagik, dan eyelashes pun jadi lurus. Serba-serbi LURUS. Jangan push me too far okay because I am all grown-up now and I think my tolerance of annoying people is quite high but don't try me.

So this is a reminder to all the girls! You can have a bad break-up but don't lose yourself in trying to gain back your convenience. Have some dignity and do it with grace. Cheyba.

the enigma was spotted at 19:12

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The Reader

Ok quick one. I know I haven't been blogging.

Anyway, if you must catch just one movie this week, please watch The Reader.

You must. MUST. Betul aku tak bedek. It's better than Changeling.

Yan and I agreed that the dialogue/script is very strong.

Thumbs up to Kate Winslet. The last time I saw her boobs was in Titanic. Or at least the illusion of her boobs. 10 years later, they made a comeback on screen. I think they sagged a bit but what do you expect after 10 years right? Hurhur. If my body looked that good after 10 years, I think I too would bare it all for a few million bucks *looks down at own body* Ok maybe not.

And TWO thumbs up for that Kross boy whatshisface. He was very good too. Cute in an awkward way. Oh but a bit of a warning though - he was naked too! So this movie they erm, basically like to let everything hang out. But don't worry. It was tastefully done.

Oh just go watch it already! I want to share how awesome The Reader is!

the enigma was spotted at 16:51

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