I think, that it should really be entirely up to me on who I want to date. Blardee imposer, aren't you?

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Some things are better received than given. Like:

1) A massage - Hello PLEASE!~ Do you know how good a massage feels like? If you don't, you're really missing out on a lot. And please eh silakan~ We're talking about Shiatsu, Swedish, hot stones, Javanese massage and the likes. Not the kinds that are from Mei Mei Massage Parlor, or Beauty Face Massage Center (misspelling intended) or Ah Sui Massage Parlor, okay you get my drift. Those dodgy places where the lights are red and the lipstick colour of the masseuse is even redder.

2) A manicure - Never mind if the aftermath makes your fingers look like (fill in the blanks).

3) A shampoo - Have you tried to shampoo your hair like how the shampoo girl at the hairdressers' did? Not the same, understand. Last week, I went to some cheapo salon at a certain shopping mall where the patrons are born in the 1890s. So not surprisingly, the shops are also pretty ancient. Likewise for the auntie who shampooed my hair. TAPI EXCUSE ME EH~ She was so good that my headache disappeared and I walked away light-headed. And at the end of the shampoo, she handed me a cotton-bud. Apa ni nyaarr... Kasi cotton-bud. I was wondering if she thought that my ears were filled with so much wax that she noticed while shampooing. But then, I saw alot of cotton-buds all over the place. As in, USED cotton-buds. Ah I geddit. Shampoo with frills. I like. I smiled while digging happily into my ears.

4) Foot rub - Utter bliss. Need I say more?

There you go, ladies and gentlemen, my list of the things that are better received than given. And oh, money is also better received than given. Hurhur.