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Singapore Eye Dull

Monday, May 22, 2006

WHY LAH, WHY?!?!

WHY is it that if you can't sing, you DARE join the Singapore Idol?

Eh malu lah beb, very malu understand. Dah lah suara sumbangsih, the clothes, the facial expressions, the image... I don't want to sound very mean but it was very sad seeing all those hopefuls who don't even ACT very normal. Don't tell me you didn't laugh at them, too.

"My Engrish is VERY, VERY poor. So American is VERY, VERY good." - Singapore Cowboy, spoken with a very rosak American accent.

"I am a very, very confident person." - Miss Do Re Mi, who is very confident indeed. Never say die, yo.

"Tell the tales that to me were so dear, NONG NONG ago..." - Golden Monkey (I don't think they have a nick for him, so I took it upon myself to name him). NONG NONG ago your head lah, Nong...

And I very love the way Channel 5 added some light/sound effects to the contestants. Lurves it.

(I saw some very familiar faces, too. And I laughed. Hurhur...)

I can't wait for the very real talents to perform.

Those very weird contestants provide very, very good entertainment, but it can be very, very depressing listening to them.

Very, the.

the enigma was spotted at 18:12