I went to a wedding on Sunday.

It was beautiful. From the decor right down to the drink dispenser.

Then the couple arrived to greet every table and salam-salam the guests. I was just looking on and smiling.

And ended up tearing.

Aku tak boleh tau, macam gini. Aku memang tak boleh tengok orang kahwin-kahwin tau, because I'll end up crying. I'm not even sure of why. Lagi-lagi ia diiringi dengan lagu-lagu Bryan Adams yang meretak jiwa gurindam lama tu ha.

Apa ni Wingggg..... KENAPER orang lain yang kahwin, aku yang nangis niiii.... I think I've addressed this before.

That's it. I'm not gonna attend another wedding until after I'm married.

Which is probably in another 20 years.

Wah choy ah CHOYYYY.... Touchwood ah Choyyyy and May. Hurhur. Choy and May are, by the way, twin MTV VJs.

I thought that the football match between Singapore and Malaysia would be held at the Kallang Stadium. It's actually gonna be held at Shah Alam Stadium. And here I was, baru nak bersemangat padu nak support Singapore! Yo-yo orh jer Awing.

I watched Leonardo DiCaprio yestervening. I mean, I watched Blood Diamond. But Leo was so distracting. That's it! Confession time! I have a crush on him! This is nonsense. I'm 23 and still having crushes! This cannot BE! (ala-ala Veronica Siah).

The feeling of that crush was so intense that I HAD to tell somebody. So I told Yan who was beside me, because he was the only one in the theatre that I know (d-uh, hurhur). I said "Yan, I'm so in luurrrve with Leonardo DiCaprio!"

He went like "Hrrmph!"

Then the next time the screen showed Jennifer Connelly, he went like "WAH.... SO HOT!"

Apa ni Yan? Ah? Kenaper Yan suka sakitkan hati Awin ni, Yan? Cheydeba.

But he has grown, that Leo. I've liked him since Romeo + Juliet, where he was still skinny. Too bad he didn't win a Golden Globe for his 2 nominations for Best Actor. I would be clapping my hands so hard while trying to stop my mucus from dripping all over my dad's marble floor. Hurhur.

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This just in.

A man just dived into the MRT tracks at Eunos. I don't know how you're going home, Huda.

You know what's the best bit?

He didn't die.

So now he has to go through his life not with sympathy from people, but hateful stares.

I'm not being a sadist. Because, kalau nak susah payah terjun-terjun ni semua, inconvenience commuters and create costly operations, kenaper tak mati terus jer ni? Tsk tsk.

I hope he is able to settle his problems once he's realised he has just been given a second lease of life.