I can’t believe Anwar’s out of AI!!!
I’m gonna miss him but I kinda have the feeling that he’s gonna be voted out soon. Oh well… Tough.
My brother’s into bodybuilding now. What THE lah sey… It’s his new fad. I think my brother is Jack of all trades but master of none. That’s what he is. He has gotten his hands on chess, badminton, silat, entrepreneurship, soccer and now, bodybuilding.
Imagine my shock when I stepped out of my room last night at 1 a.m. to find him watching videos of bodybuilding competition!! The horror the horror. So we have all these men with oily, bulky and disfigured bodies. The kind ketak-ketak like that. Badan satu-satu ‘ketak-ketuk-ketak-ketuk’ – that’s what Yan call them.
Honestly speaking, it’s such a turn-off lah sey… Please eh… I don’t see how bodies like that can ever be beautiful. EVER. No way Josè. My brother informed me that these men in the competition went without food for 3 days and they only drank like, less than half a cup of water everyday.
This is because when they lack hydration, it makes their skin dry, hence tauter. And when you have taut skin, all the more your muscles and tendons and veins will be obvious. And no food – to prevent the stomach from getting fat. He also said that Why do they resort themselves to this kind of entertainment, I don’t know.
And so the video competition caught my attention and I watched along with him and my dad. I was cringing with discomfort every time the contestants flex their muscles and strut their stuffs. Satu-satu macam stud muffin eh sila… I think they can suffocate me with their little toe. They’re THAT big, I tell you. Aku keGELIan lah sey…
And not only that. My brother finished up all my shaving cream, hair removal cream and wax. To get rid of his hair leg. (!!)
I told him “Eh kau dah macam tak jantan sak takder bulu kaki… Dah hilang kejantanan kau”. Ho ho ho… So now his legs and smoother and silkier than mine.
"Eh dik... Tak macho lah sey..."
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