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of partying and mum
Saturday was helluva fun.Celebrated Princess D's birthday. I came with Queen Eli, Queen Jila, Princess Huda and ermm... Asree (Note that Asree doesn't have any honorifics). Only applicable to ladies, thank you very much.
Me: Hi, can I know what non-alcoholic drinks you have...
Lady: We have Bourbon Coke, Vodka Sprite and ________ (sumthn sumthn lah, I didn't catch it. Probably Kacip Fatimah).
Me: Urmm... Ok. That's nice. But I'm looking for sumthn NON-alcoholic.
Lady: Oh. Punch.
Me: Ok sounds great! (Trying to sound cool) Two glasses please. (One for Dayana and one for me). (And then I added this loudly) I'm driving. (Nampak sah bedek nak mampos).
surpriseeeeee!
this anti-Muslim that he is
http://www.upsaid.com/phoenyx/index.php?action=addcom&id=893&userid=648bd1a9
His space is a very interesting read, especially when he reviews his sexual romps the night before - with guys. Hell yeah, he's gay. And gives ratings of his rendezvous. How cool is that.
Darlin~ Seriously, it irks me and gives me the goosebumps when I imagined how your thighs hurt when you rocked that poor guy at the bottom!
Anyhow, can't wait for Princess D's party this Saturday. You deserve a good ol' swingin great time, girlfriend. Princess Awin and Princess Huda are here, and that's all that matters. Hee...
Problem is, I don't know what to get for you. I'm broke. I get you something next month, can? It's just too bad your birthday falls towards the end of June, cos I already have so many people born in June as it is.
But I can get you a boyfriend. Hehe...
Oh! Or... Or... How about my undying devotion as a friend for eternity? That's quite good right? It's not everyday you get one filial friend okay. Cheybah~
In my bid to get all psyched up for Saturday, let me start my wishing you a
*** HAPPY BIRTHDAY, D LOVELYYY!!! ***
On your mark, get set and ready for Saturday.
Can't wait.
not Kordel's, no...
my bouquet of tulips
Yeah. So there I was with a smug, embarrassed smile trying to hide my huge bouquet to no avail. But I'm nicely surprised, that's for sure.
So thank you. I appreciate it. Absolutely.
Went crazy last weekend.
Had a filling dinner at Breeks with Queen Eli and Richard. It's so weird cos we're spending time with Queen Jila's boyfriend but the queen herself was absent.
SO.
to Queen Jila
to Queen Eli
damn that little birdie
Okay here's the story.I got a little surprise during lunch.
A little birdie shitted (past tense of shit) on me. Seriously.
I was having lunch with Salina at Lau Pa Sat. It was sheltered, mind you. But I guess the birds were just chilling on one of the high beams above me.
I had my right hand hanging off oh-so-casually on my right knee and talking with Sal and SUDDENLY! I felt something wet on my fingers. I glanced down and saw the gooey brownish-greenish-with-some-specks-of-white liquid. Wtf.
The moment I saw it, I went like "Oh hell... Just great. I got an extra ingredient here." I wiped it off with my $1.99 tissue from LifeStyle 1.99 and tried to swallow in the bile that was slowly creeping up my insides. Konon-konon nak step cool ahh... Ahahaha...
So I was hurrying Sal to finish up her curry chicken and telur asin and leave that place but Nooo... She took her sweet time.
BUT!
And then guess what!
Another one came.
Yes, as in, another ingredient came plopping and resting nicely on my skirt this time.
I don't know what to say... What to think... How to react...
I mean, how do you feel when you got shit on not once, but TWICE!! But one's thing for sure - the bird got diarrhoea lah sia...
So I had to ask Sal for her $1.99 Watsons tissue and wiped off the little gift the bird left me. I wanted to die.
I looked up and saw that the bird looked quite nonchalant. That kinda buat bodoh face. Cheebs.
But my saving grace for that moment was probably when Sal said that it's lucky to get shitted (past tense of shit) by a bird. I don't know how's that supposed to be lucky lah but hoookaayy... Whatever.
So I supposed I'll be super duper lucky today cos I got shitted TWICE. Bukan sekali eh tetapi dua kali eh sila!~
So make me feel lucky, people.
A $100 bill would do nicely.
drama queen
But right now, I want to fall back to reality.
my ass
Why it stings as hell: Because Salina offered me her fried sambal buns.
It was so delicious I tell you... So pedas nak mampos. And then she offered another one. So TWO sambal buns at 9.30am on an empty stomach, with menses to boot.
Imagine the party in my stomach
By 11am, I can't contain the party nomore. So they had to go.
And then again and again and again. Wtf. Hence the stinging ass. Maybe I'm coming down with diarrhoea.
I feel like shit now. No pun intended, but really... Bloody, bloody hell.
Oh and I was quite disappointed Miss Puerto Rico didn't win. She's sooo beeyootiful. Classic face. Exotic eyes. Cheekbones so sharp they could slice onions. Collarbones to die for. And the body! Don't even let me start on her body. Don't worry, I'm straight. For now. Heh...
Meeting some friends for drinks now. When I say drinks, I mean ice-blended drinks and teas that come in teapots. And not Vodka Ribena or Margarita or whatever you call those happy-mood-inducing drinks. Yeah, I look happening but I'm not. That's the fact of life so yeah...
Oouhh... Tummy hurts like hell. Really it does. I just want my warm bed and curl up in my safe sanctuary. And not wake up. Urrghh~