I'm watching Jason Mraz in concert! And Eli will be sitting riiiighht behind me... Hurhur... Don't ask why she will be sitting behind me. Some things don't need any explanation. But what lousy seats. Never mind, if Eli and I flash, he can still see. Hurhur...
Maybe soon enough, I will be a pillion on my brother's bike. Yes, my brother is quite the abang-abang motor already. And he paid zero for the bike because it is a gift. A GIFT, dammit, a GIFT! From my very generous uncle.
So I was imagining, if someone is very generous to me, this is how it will be:
1) "Hey Awin, I'm feeling generous today. You want this watch? I bought it but when I got home, I didn't like it. It's a Chopard."
2) "Hey Awin, do you like this bag? I want to give it away because it is oh-so-last-season. Because, you know, I don't wear anything twice. It's a Gucci. But it's a second-hand, sorry luv... I hope you don't mind."
3) "Hey Awin, do you like that Yves Saint Laurent jacket? I buy for you lah... Nah, take. Keep."
Anyway, back to my brother, I told that abang-abang to keep another helmet in the box so that he can pick me up somewhere and ride us home when I go back late sometimes. He said he has 1 helmet only. Then I ask "Then how you
tumpang those minah-minah from your school?" He said, "Aku tak tumpang diorang ahh... Aku tak suka minah-minah..." Uh-huh. Sometimes, I wonder how he deals with all the attention from girls. Cos I think my brother has that kinda look that may appeal to some. Although, as his sister, I always say "Eww, you look gross." Haha...
He said that I can get my very own helmet for $40.00 and keep in his box. Mesti yang chapalang punya. FIKIR STYLE KEPER MAMAT?!? I buy that helmet, keep in your box, and then you let some minah borrow. And then before I know it, I can smell Pantene, Rejoice and Organics in my helmet. Eh jaLANdah.
But I'm thinking of getting it anyway and then personalise it: "FOR FARHAN'S HOT SISTER ONLY - NO AIRHEAD ALLOWED IN HERE" at the back of the helmet. Hurhur...
So now he leaves the house with jacket all, macam abang-abang motor. Quite cute lah, only I don't tell him that.
Oh my god, I hope he doesn't read this.
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Queen Jila, I just want you to know that you made me feel better with that phone-call. Heart.
the enigma was spotted at 18:13