I received an invitation to Club Momo for the Hugo Pure Purple Party tomorrow evening. I want to tell my mum I want to go, but surely, I can't tell her I'm going clubbing again? She'll send me to some pesantren in Indonesia to repent.

I want to grind somemore, this time, with perfect strangers. Hurhur.

Speaking of grinding, check this out. All Dayana's fault, that cheesy woman.

June 22 - July 23

THE MOON
Which isn't a planet at all but the satellite responsible for this water sign has many mood swings!
Love and sex go together for Cancer. They need to feel secure in love before they can relax in sex and Cancer often feels a little bit guilty after doing the deed because they usually associate sex with babies, especially the women, who either get pregnant at the drop of a hat or take longer than usual. All Cancers WANT to be parents! (coincidental that I keep whining about wanting babies?) Cancers become sexually excited when they feel secure. They are turned on by home cooked meals and partners who love kids. In so many ways, Cancer is the dream partner! (hurhur)

FAVE POSITION
Any position that's comfortable and involves Cancer lying flat on their back with all their sensitive areas exposed!

BEST SEX TOY
A drink or joint that will relax the overly-cautious crab!

CANCER MALE IN BED
He is a sensitive lover and will put his partner's needs before his own. He has a tenderness about him that drives women wild! If the Cancer guy decides he's in it for the long haul, he'll do whatever it takes to keep his lover happy in and out of the bedroom. Oh, and he's a BREAST man!!

CANCER FEMALE IN BED
She oozes sexiness and is born to mate (gasp)!! Compliments and kissing will win her over, so as you're nibbling on her ear, whisper "you're so beautiful" to get her quivering. Perhaps the Vincent (Big Brother) growl would work on a Cancer woman? (This is funny... This tickles me).

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CANCER
Concentrate on the breasts and pecs of Cancer to really get them going. Start by kissing and brushing up against them. Licking the Cancer female's nipple through her top will excite her (HELL-OO!), but don't 'dive right in' coz you're likely to scare her. It's the complete opposite for the Cancer male who will LOVE it if you get straight to the point. Squeeze his pecs and bite his bod and you'll have him bouncing off the walls in no time!

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Anyway, I thought of another meaning for PMS.

Panadol, Meh Sini!