I went for a complimentary make-over last Friday and it was so weirddd!
I mean yeah, I like taking pictures and all but I don't like it when I'm instructed to turn this way and that and to smile like such and such. It's really weird. I had to constantly check the armpits of my rented cheongsam so that I don't leave any sweat stains. Stress nyaaarr.... Stress! Hurhur.
You know what else is weird? My brother's girlfriend.
Somehow, she has the thought that I hate her. Well, 'hate' is such a strong word. And I feel really insulted when he had to ask me straight if I hated his girlfriend. She was on the phone with him. He was holding onto the phone when he asked me - without covering the mouthpiece.
Oh and if you happen to read this, dear brother's girlfriend, please don't whine when you talk to him. I can hear you and I get goosebumps, yo.
And for my brother's sake, I will be civil. Because he's such a nice boy.
the enigma was spotted at 18:33