Yan is going to be a Mat Motor :(

I don't like, cos that means, I'm going to be a MinahMotor :( :( :(

Not that it's much of a problem. Just that I don't like the idea of sitting behind a guy with my legs err..... Open. Now that I've laid it out as bare like that, my concern is not unfounded right?

And I also don't like the idea of Yan riding lah... It seems so dangerous. Macam merbahaya di jalan raya punya slogan.

PLUS, IF ever I take a ride on his bike, then I have to plan my wardrobe. Like, no more mini skirts which I'm so in love now, and I need to remember to carry along a cardi or something and I can forget about heels lah eh, AND (this is the worst bit) my hair will be ruined! It'll be flat and ugly and tangled! PLUS, I think Yan's bike should do without a box but then, where am I gonna put my bag when I ride with him? Tsk. Concerns, concerns...

Let's go back to basics, sweetie. Let's go public. Heh.

As if that would happen. If he doesn't have the car, our dear friend would rather stand me up and stay at home than take the train to meet me. He is very spoilt like that. Hrmph!

Ok I'm beginning to sound like some atas, whiny bitch. Let's move on.

I'm at home with an MC cos I have food poisoning.

I blame it on a rotten piece of prawn that I ate last evening. I ordered Sambal Nasi Goreng Seafood and it was fine for the first few bites. Then I remember eating a piece of prawn where 2/3 of the body is detached and only the top part was seen so I ate that and maaaannn.... It was nasty! It's rotten and urgh! I swallowed it anyway cos I was already chewing it. Hurhur.

The feeling is like what you know... The kind like, you feel nauseous and uncomfortable and you're not sure if you wanna shit or throw up, that kind. Macam seperti contoh, this morning, I was brushing my teeth and had the urge to sit on the toilet bowl (to do my business, of course, not because I need a seat, duh) so I ended up cleaning my teeth AND cleaning my bowels at the same time. And then I had the image of me biting into the rotten piece of prawn and eh sila eh~ I threw up all over the toilet floor lah eh knn. Opps pardon my French.

I still made my way to work cos I'm a dedicated worker I had things to settle and it can't wait til tomorrow and the moment I plonk my ass on the seat, I stood up in a panic and raaaann like mad to the ladies. This cannot be! I must take MC! Hurhur.

So yeah... Went to JP and the doctor was going on and on about the CEO of the place I'm working at now and how he's amazed by the news in the papers that Singapore's top 5 lawyers made S$5m a year. But being me, I heard him say 'the top 5 liars' and I was thinking he's quite brave to say something politically incorrect but then he repeated the sentence and I'm like ahhhh.... Lawyers rupanya... Hurhur. Bini Pak Man Tempe. I blame it on the rotten prawn. It affects my hearing too.

Ok wanna drink some fluid and rest. My poor tummy has taken quite a beating prawn.