Greetings to one and all. I want to make an appeal to the public.
Please donate $$ to the Build a Bridge for Awing Fund.
She needs a nose bridge so she can wear specs because of the leftover pimple in her eye.
Please call 1800-BRIDGES (toll-free)
Salam sejahtera. Saya ingin buat suatu rayuan kepada rakyat jelata.
Sila buat dermaan kepada Tabung Amal Dirikan Jembatan Untuk Awing.
Sila buat panggilan anda ke 1800-JMBATAN (toll-free dalam bahasa Melayu apa, nyar?)
Hurhur. I'm so fulla crap.
Really. I drank bird's nest with Chinese ginseng and rock sugar and now my stomach is having Cirque du Soleil. That's why its fulla crap. Pedih nyaaarrr... Macam pedas-pedas gitu perut aku. And this bird's nest is nothing like the ones I've drunk from hawker centres. It has this hamis-hamis, pahit-pahit taste macam bangsa kalau baru minum sikit jer eh, muka dah cramp, perut dah cramp, kaki dah cramp.
But I finished the whole bottle cos Kakak said, if I don't finish it, she'll whack my backside. She's very S&M one hurhur. You won't believe the bedroom stories she told me. So I gulped everything down while pinching the bridge-less nose.
the enigma was spotted at 16:44