Some bitch made me angry during lunch today you know. Macam nak sepak-sepak muka al-sunds ni.

I was queuing up for my food at this stall right, and this stall has a door i.e. its not the open concept stall ala-ala warung gitu… If you work at Raffles, you’d probably know Mirana at Chevron House. Anyway I was waiting to be served and 3 ladies in front me ordered stuffs like mee rebus and laksa – food which need to be prepared in the kitchen and not at the rice/dishes area. So after taking their orders, auntie asked me for my order. “Less rice, having here”. So auntie scooped my rice and asked for my dishes.

Since I was standing near the door and was a few steps away from the dishes-behind-the-glass-counter area, I moved a few steps in front to the middle of the queue and pointed to mushrooms and curry gravy. Then stepped away from the queue. Now you must understand that it’s okay for me to do this since you can’t expect me to shout out my order from where I was standing right. Also, I couldn’t see what other dishes there are from where I was standing by the door.

The auntie then line up my food together with other plates of food on the counter, so you go up to the counter according to how your food is lined up with the rest of the other food, and not how you were lined up before. Understand?

Everyone who’s been at Mirana knows this, and it’s okay, hardly something you should complain and whine about.

So the whole time while I was choosing my dishes, I could see from the corner of my eye that there was this girl who kept looking at me. Okay you should know by now that this is the protagonist, or leading bitch (I prefer bitch) in my story.

AND THEN RIGHT, SHE SAID THIS TO ME EH SILA TUMPANG LALU.

Bitch: “Excuse me, I’m in the queue you know.”

Me: “Yeah I know that” (while giving her an incredulous look cos honestly, I couldn’t believe she’s telling me this. Like gee what else could you be here for? Party perek? Party Tupperware?)

TO WHICH SHE PROCEEDED TO MUMBLE TO HERSELF, PROBABLY SWEARING AT ME AND LIKE, LAUGHING SINISTERLY TO HERSELF.

So apa lagi… Aku pong memang dah lama tak carik pasal dengan orang-orang ni! Abeh aku tak puas hati kann… So I said:

M: “I don’t see the problem. I’m choosing my dishes right.”

B: “I’m just telling you nicely, why are you using that tone with me?”

Me: “So am I. But you sound like you’re accusing me of something. I don’t understand the issue here.”

TO WHICH, SHE LAUGHED SINISTERLY AND MUMBLED SOME SHIT TO HERSELF AGAIN.

So at this point, auntie was calling out to her and asked her which one is her food. And she went like “Less rice one, packet.”

And auntie showed her a packed food and she said “But that’s not mine!” and then auntie took the next food in the queue, which was mine and showed her and she went like “That’s not mine!” then auntie asked “So where’s yours?” but before she could answer, I said “Auntie, that’s mine” and auntie said “Ok girl, $4.50”. While I was digging around for my food, I heard that bitch say “I don’t know where’s my food… I don’t know where it is…” EH BIMBO ALERT BIMBO ALERT KE APA NI! See lah, busy picking fight with other people, and not keeping your eye on your food right? Kan makanan dah hilang! HAHAHA.

So I handed auntie my money with flourish and a smug smile and a jeling later, I took my food pointedly and click-clack-click-clack my heels out of Mirana.

HAHAHA and the poor bitch still standing there with her lost food. Hurhur. Aku suka lah!