Can the flu please go away??
I have a date tomorrow, dammit, and I don't want to sound like a fucken Cher.
I bought Lemsip because Eli once said it's mujarab. Eh? Tak pun... My flu is quite jahat and degil. Looks like it's here to stay for a bit. Speaking of Lemsip, do you guys recall that Lemsip ad? No? Let me refresh your memory.
Boss in ad: You were sick yesterday, were you?
Boss: But your report yesterday was brilliant! HOW did you do it??
YES! HOW INDEED. WITH LEMSIP OF COURSE!!
(Ok this one is not from the ad. Aku tokok tambah sendiri).
A couple of discrepancies in the ad. First of all, when you say "You were sick yesterday", it should be followed with "weren't you?" and not "were you?" Bodoh siak siapa yang buat itu ad. English tak pass. Obviously English is not
his FORTE. Hurhur... (I'm not saying I have a PhD in English, but at least I don't go around with glaring mistakes, yes? If I do, however, pray tell. I like people telling me my mistakes).
Second of all, if you're sick, you jolly well take an MC and stay at home! And not burn the midnight oil and drink Lemsip and do your bloody report. Sucker.
Anyway, if you think my speaking voice is bad, my laugh is even worst. It sounds like a man's lah, I swear. I can also feel a bit of a fever coming. Fuck lah, fuck.
Anyway, Maz's elder sister's wedding was fab. The food was fab. The couple looks even fabber. Hurhur
fabber...
Ok I leave you with this. This is especially for my Queens. Cos I know they are both sick too... Like me =(
We rock and we rule lah... Ok? Heart.
I need a new pair of shoes... Make that a few pairs of new shoes. It's been awhile since I last buy shoes. No wonder I feel something is missing in my life. Rupa-rupanya I haven't been buying shoes. I sound so materialistic but who cares. I'm still having PMS. It's a wonderful cycle, though. So far. Not much cramps. In fact, they're almost non-existent. Wahh bagus...
(Listening to The Lady in Red now. Emo-emo sikit).
the enigma was spotted at 18:23