Just had lunch with Eli. I went for early lunch pasal bos takder hurhur...

I have a confession. I think both Eli and I look hawt today. I mean, we look hawt everyday lah but slightly hawter today. Kita feeling-feeling her turtleneck and all-black get-up, and my short pants and my heels. WHY WON'T THE GUYS DATE US?!?! WE TOO HAWT FOR YOU, OR WHAT???

Talking about short pants, we saw two pairs of short pants from Topshop. Lawa nyaaarr... But they cost a fucken $73 apiece!! For something that looks like bloody bermudas, it sure is an exorbitant buy. Too much lah, wahlaueh... Tapi lawa nak mampos. So uber cool. She'll get the tweed pair and I'll get the black one. Just as well we wear the same size cos then we can exchange!

Yeah you might think "How come Eli and Awin wear same sized pants? But Awin is fatter..." Well fact is, I AM fatter but i have narrow hips. Heavier top but narrow bottom. Very unlady-like. What my mum would say "Kalau nak beranak susah..." Apparently, prospective mothers-in-law like to check out the hips of their future daughters-in-law. I don't have child-bearing hips, no ma'am... It's not big and it's definitely not in-your-face. I want Ratna's or Ley's or Farena's or Fidza's ass. The kinda ass that can feed half the population of Rwanda. Hurhur... Macam pantat-jack gituk nyaarr...

So yeah, Eli and I wear same sized pants. Then we'll exchange. I'm so loving those pants. Can't wait to get my hands on 'em soon. Yes, Eli Weli? We'll get 'em good.

Tentatively, we are supposed to have dates today. But if we both don't have those dates, we'll go out with each other. Yes, my lesbo partner. You're my sunshine, my sweetheart. I hate guys. Go to hell.

For now.