whimsical flights of fancy

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Happy CNY horr

Friday, January 27, 2006

First and foremost, Happy Chinese New Year to all Chinese readers (though I sometimes wonder if I have any. Haha...)

At 6.15 p.m., I left my desk to visit the ladies. And as I was walking to the ladies, I saw a lady opposite me (from the neighbouring company) walking towards the ladies too. We smiled. Which means we had a good look at each other right?

So ok, we went to our respective cubicles and did our business. Nothing unusual, except for the fact SHE SUDDENLY LET OUT A FUCKEN SHIT LOUD FART.

I was SO mortified can!! I couldn't believe that she DARED to fart so loudly. I mean it's better than the Silent Killer smell lah but still!! So unlady-like. I mean it's different if you were to fart loudly when you're alone right?

And then I did the unbelievable.

I started to giggle.

And then the giggles turned to LOUD giggles. As loud as her fart. I couldn't help it...

So I left my cubicle and washed my hands. I was so sure that she wouldn't have the cheek to leave HER cubicle because it would be embarrassing to face someone who has just heard you fart, right? Wrong.

She left her cubicle.

And I was trying SO desperately to not look at her because I was SO close to asking her "Eh just now you fart ah? So loud sial!!" HAHAHA...

So there I was, drying my hands at the dryer lah, then wiping my hands with the paper lah, then looking at my gorgeous self to adjust my top lah (and thinking "oh I look hot today yay!"), then flicking away an imaginary lint lah - all in desperate attempts to not giggle again. I glanced at her. She caught my eye. And I ALMOST laughed! But I smiled instead. She gave me a "whatever ah' smile. And she left.

Without washing her hands.

Have an awesomely long weekend, y'all.

the enigma was spotted at 19:16