Ace was voted out last night. And I didn't even get to see his natural 'death'. I was at a factory, cleaning. Well, I know of at least of one person who loves to see Ace go. You are evil, dude.
(I cannot speak fondly of Ace now. Or even any guys for that matter. Because
he reads my blog and it's disturbing).
Earlier, I saw something which was so revolting, it spoilt my morning.
As I was walking to the MRT station, there was a woman in front of me walking with her husband/boyfriend/fiancee/scandal.
Then she started to touch her ass and felt around the centre of it. So I supposed she was trying to get rid of her wedgie lah right. It could have been a 2-second affair, only that her wedgie was probably too deep and she took longer than 2 seconds. She took like, 10 minutes. So there she was, digging into the deep embers of her wedgie, and I was looking on.
So konon-konon, she thought she did it discreetly enough, because she was holding her husband/boyfriend/fiancee/scandal's hand with one hand and digging the wedgie with the other.
Here, I just want to remind you girls out there, PLEASE EH~ If you have a wedgie in public, TRY, as hard as you can, to NOT dig it out. If you're in public and the wedgie is killing you and you JUST HAVE TO dig it out, then make sure no one's looking. Because, sila eh~ tak lawa lah nyaarr... So unsightly, understand. Her ass was not even outstanding in the first place. I mean, if she's got a big ass, I can understand why she took 10 minutes to get the wedgie out. So
tepos somemore hurhur...
And 10 minutes later, she finally got it out. Hooowell, just another frantic Friday...
I would love to tell the world what happened. And warn them against befriending you. Even if I don't tell the whole world, I am tempted to tell the whole of Singapore. I'll write my story in the newspaper. The headline would be:
BEWARE JANTAN AND BETINA KEBRET.
I am mean, but you're meaner.
the enigma was spotted at 09:28