I stuffed myself silly with all the food in the pantry.

Apparently, the manager's birthday is quite an affair here.

He bought us like, durian ice-cream puffs, peach cream puffs, strawberry and mango tarts and kickass chocolate buns, one where chocolate is smeared on top with more creamy chocolate filling that OOZES out beautifully when you bit into it. PLUS a colleague bought some chocolate and vanilla cream cake from Secret Recipe and we all know how calorie-induced cakes are from Secret Recipe. HELLO CAN ANYONE SPELL FAT???

Meh sini meh, I tell you what I had. Half a chocolate bun, half a peach cream puff, DUA durian ice-cream puffs and a generous slice of that cake.

OK AGAIN, ROBERT ROBERT DE NIRO, CAN ANYONE SPELL FAT??? But I foolishly told myself that it's okay because I didn't have lunch anyway. But I bet all those sinful indulgences were worth more than a decent lunch.

Ouhh I cannot say the word 'worth' without thinking of WentWORTH Miller. Or the word 'went', for that matter. Or 'miller', another example. See, his name is made up of words that actually has a meaning, as opposed to say, umm, Awin? Hurhur.

Anyway, can I just say here that I hate sending people off at the airport? It's emotional and too dramatic for me. I'd tell myself that I won't cry and all and then what did I do? I cry. I swear the tears just naturally come! Ni namanya, bakat semula jadi. Suria should just stop organising all those Anugerah Skrin and just hire me to be their next Big Thing. Hell, HOLLYWOOD should just hire me! Aim higher. I'd win an Oscar in no time, just like how Jennifer Hudson won an Oscar for her Supporting Actress role in Dreamgirls. I'd be the FIRST malay female to ever win an Oscar. Ever. Hurhur.

Speaking of the Oscars, I'm so pissed with myself. I was so excited to catch it last night that I quickly showered and had my dinner and shit, just to fall asleep at 10.30 p.m. and missed the juicy bits of the Academy Awards. Yo-yo orh lah Awing.

Anyway, my consultant looks EXACTLY like Telly Savalas, I swear! He looks like this: