Hello earthlings! (oh my god that's so cheesy)
I finally caught Phantom of the Opera. I went with some cousins and a cousin's friend. Our seats cost us $95 apiece but they were situated like, the 3rd circle, balls. So the older cousins i.e. Shireen and I bought binoculars pasal kan kita dah tua and kiasu like that, takut tak nampak the play. Hurhur. I'm just glad I'm not sitting at the side or something, cos then I'd only be able to see the tops of the actors' heads.
Ok the props for Phantom is amazing ok, I'm telling ya! Macam WOW! gitu. Got staircase, and boats all... Abeh ada macam air-air gitu, on the stage. And the underground scene where the Phantom supposedly lives was exactly like how I remember the movie was.
Watching these kinda classics make me wanna be a theatre actress. I've thought of being one actually, among others. Hurhur. Best kan! Can wear costumes and have everyone watch me while I say my lines and get totally immersed in my role. Cheyba. I guess this is the narcissist in me talking.
Then on Labor Day, I hung out with Yan at the studio. We wanted to watch some movie but nothing sounded good and those that did, had very weird timings. So we ended up renting some vcds and watched them with Yan's boyfriend, Bernard. We shared Ben & Jerry's Oatmeal Choc Cinnamon. A threesome. Nice.
It was nice and peaceful until some people arrived and one particular girl who has got thunder for thighs came and was all clumsy and jiggly. Hurhur. Stop it sak Awing. So mean, understand.
But before that, I went for a hair wash. Ok meh sini saya ceritakan sikit.
I went to that salon cos everywhere else were closed. This place charges a bit more but I thought, what the heck. I was desperate for a wash.
I sat in my seat and waited patiently. The auntie who washed my hair was so bagus, balls! She scrubbed and massaged while I visualised all the knots in my head disappear and the blood in my veins circulated smoothly. Cheyba.
I know it's bad to scrub the scalp excessively but I don't care. The auntie gave a narration everytime she did something. Seperti contoh eh "Ok now I shampoo your hair one more time so cleaner hor" and "Ok now I put conditioner lotion so your hair smoother hor"... Ah macam gitu ah, you get the idea.
So while she was washing off the shampoo, eh GUESS WHAT?!?!
SHE WASHED MY WHOLE FACE LAH SEOUL! Lepas dia dah cuci rambut aku, dia cuci dengan muka-muka aku sekali lah! Macam apa tau... Macam "eh I wash her hair already then her forehead wet so alah, might as well wash her whole face hor". My forehead, my cheeks, my chin all lah meh sini! I had a full facial! Save for my nose, the rest of my face was wet!
Ok so takper eh. It's just water, I thought.
Then she applied the conditioner (insert narration).
OK PLEASE EH DIA SAPU CONDITIONER KAT MUKA AKU EH SILA~ If shampoo tu dia buat macam cleanser to my face, then the conditioner is definitely the face mask! Mak eh... APER NI NYONYA?!?!?!!! SUKA-SUKA KEPER KASI ORANG FACIAL!! AKU TAK MINTAK PONG!!
Ok takper eh, baru conditioner. Kirakan, my facial hair (read: eyelashes and eyebrows eh, bukan janggut or misai) will be soft ah gini. Hurhur.
Then after washing off the conditioner, she took a towel AND WIPED MY FACE! DIA GENYEH-GENYEH KAN TUALA TU KAT MUKA AKU LAH! Lepas tu takper, she rubbed my eyes lah seh! EH tak nampak ke orang pakai mascara ni!?!?! Mascara AND eyeliner tau! Kenaper NI!
I was praying that I don't end up with panda eyes. Nasib baik my mascara and eyeliner are waterproof! But still! Aku macam dah boleh rasa mata aku macam melekat-lekat sikit ni when I tried OPENG my eyes.
When I got back to my seat, I looked into the mirror and surpressed a gasp!
Eh mata aku macam kena tumbuk lah! Nasib baik I brought the whole set of make-up bag!
So when I reached the studio, I quickly SOS sikit make-up ni ha... Kebret betul lah.
Why didn't I scold the nyonya since I'm always telling people off?
Simple. She is so sweet. She has a nice smile and I can't do that to her. She seems so sincere and I bet that her eyes are failing her pasalkan orang-orang dah berumur macam tu. So she probably can't see that I have some eye make-up on. She probably think that I have naturally beautiful eyes cheyyyydebah.
the enigma was spotted at 20:10
