whimsical flights of fancy

my first hate-tag

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Yaaaayyy...!

I received my first hate-tag!! So now comes a series of pure hatred jabbers from Anonymous. Seriously, keep it coming Anonymous. Make my day, won't you? Entertain me with your nonsense. EXCITE me...

Anyway, I love The Apprentice. A pity Raj has to go. And I love Maria too. Everytime I see Maria, I'm reminded of myself. MuahaHA!! I always look forward to whatever she's wearing. Such chic clothes. It's so you know... Chi chi New York. That's not saying that I look like Chi chi New York. Oh you get my drift. Just leave me alone.

I'm in that crying mood. You know you always read in Eli's blog about how she feel like crying sometimes, without any apparent reasons? Well I have that too... I think some women will have those incessant and unexplainable moments.

But crying helps. Hell it does.

Oh I have more stories about the pantry Ah Soh. Yes i do.

But right now, I can't tell you. Cos I have a hell lotsa stuff to do! I don't even know why I'm here doing this shit.

the enigma was spotted at 16:55

(0) comments

Hear ye! Hear ye!

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Went to Court this morning.

Had to borrow Huda's jacket cos I couldn't find a decent one that is within my budget and comes with my size. Good thing I didn't buy this gorgeous one that I saw at Jurong Point cos Jila enlightened me. She said I should look around more for a better jacket. She's right. Glad I listened.

Anyway, my Legal Associate, who's also a lawyer, and I stayed no longer than 5mins in the Courtroom. It was in Chambers. Meaning it's just a small room. No such thing where you see in tvs with witness stands and photographers with a Judge in white wig.

So basically it's me, my LA, the opponent's solicitor and the Judge. Tension nak mampos. Can't stand the enclosed space. Good experience anyhow.

Before we entered the Sub Courts, there were alot of Malay teenagers at the entrance. I don't want to be putting down my own community but I can't help noticing that these teenagers are there because of the Juvenile Court. It irks me lah sey...

How are we gonna be ahead than the rest, (the Chinese namely), if we have our future like those malay delinquents having to pay Juvenile Court a visit now and then?

I don't know lah sey...

Then had lunch with that boy Yan, at Delifrance cos I wanted to try the new Black Pepper series. I had Black Pepper rice and that boy had Black Pepper Pasta. Man I'm so bloated.

Not because I ate alot but because I wanna shit.

Now.

Yes, right now.

the enigma was spotted at 14:14

(0) comments

of headaches and sheila majid

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

I have a headache.

Not the kind of overwhelming headaches but the kind that starts at your eyes and stays there. Been busy like a bee.

My boss seems to be a good mood because of a good day in Court. Something like they're winning a case or something. Which is a big deal for me because then I wouldn't be the brunt of his angst. Haha... I make me sound pathetic.

*****

The makcik at the shop where I buy breakfast from on some mornings calls me Sheila Majid. Steady lah Awin~ What the hell. I mean, I've been called that more than 10,000 times when I was younger lah cos I look like her with short hair.

And my colleague is called Ella.

This makcik anyhow call people names. And she's quite rude you know... Her mouth quite laser. Mintak kene semac suatu hari. One day when I chose my own kueh, she said "Eh! Awak ingat ini rojak keling ker boleh pilih-pilih sendiri!!"

Eh aku punya suka ahh!! Aku nak makan apa!! Chet~ So rude, she.

One day if she gives me hot teh with the sides spilling, I'll say "Eh makcik! Apa ni buat air meleleh-leleh kat tepi! Dah besar pun tak tau buat air!!" Hah ambik kau.

the enigma was spotted at 18:40

(0) comments

so pedas otak bun / so spent

Monday, March 21, 2005

The otah bun i just had for breakfast is pedas nak mampos sey...

Anyway, i had a week packed with activities. No. Not activities that include exercising or such, but more like the kind of activities that involve eating, shopping, spending and going home late.

My definition of 'late', most of you understand, is NOT by national standard. My definition (or my parents') of late is anything later than 10pm. Yes, believe it. Or not. But believe it.

*****

Ok it's almost 10p.m. and I'm still at work. What a madcap. I'm so hardworking lah sey...

I can predict that this is gonna be a busy busy busy week. To make it worst, it's a 4-workday week. Meaning less time to finish up everything until next week rolls in.

Had pizza for dinner. Sponsored by my kind manager. So sedap lah sey...

Oh, and I wanna give Yan a big hug and a pat in the back for starting school today! Here's wishing you success academically, great future, wonderful career, cash in abundance, big house, complete family, and a beautiful wife called Awin. Cheydey~

I'm gonna kick eli's skinny white ass. Took picture with Taufik behind my back huh! Nvm... In his heart, he knows I'm The One. Muahaha... (What am I talking about! Employees who work late WILL have side effects like those exhibited above).

Ok. Gonna call CityCab now to home. Don't worry, I'm not that rich as to spend MY money on cabs. Will reimburse from *ehem* clients.

I'm so spent.

the enigma was spotted at 22:44

(0) comments

*love in my tummy*

Friday, March 18, 2005

Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy.

Just had epok-epok sardine and potato for breakfast. And chocolate milk.

Ahh... Simple indulgences. Gearing up for the day now!

Went out with them Dayana and Huda yesterday for dinner. And Huda just HAD to get us something from her hols at Club Med Cherating. She got me this G.O.R.G.E.O.U.S. necklace that just spells A.W.I.N. So beautiful I tell you. Showing it off to my colleagues now. Heh...

the enigma was spotted at 09:35

(0) comments

of naggy Ah Soh

Thursday, March 17, 2005

I despise the office Ah Soh.

She nags non-stop. Just now, while she was taking out the black trash bag to dump, some drink from the bag spilled and wet her trolley. She said it's orange drink. Why? Because she saw that Salina and I were drinking orange flavoured drinks is it? Ah Soh ahh... our tea may come in orange-coloured cans but the contents inside look like normal tea alright.

So fuckin pissed off. She likes to think it's either me or Salina (my colleague, a secretary) who messes up the place. And when she's angry, she curses and will go like "Mau mati ah ini orang! Hah! Bodoh takde otak! Makan taik minum kencing punya orang!" I'm serious lah sey... She actually says all that.

You know how unbelievable she is? Well she told my colleagues that she saw me with my boyfriend in the train, holding hands! No big deal right? But wait, the 'boyfriend' she was refering to was Eli!!! And where's Yan the boyfriend? In Brunei!! She's good at spinning stories lah sey... Spin stories and spread them like The New Paper.

I hate The New Paper by the way. Irrelevant news, and sometimes inaccurate. Not to mention the bad grammar and sentence arrangement. Plus, too many of those stupid ringtones and chatline services ads.

One of these days, when my patience is running thin, I'll tell the Manager that we all can't stand the Ah Soh.

the enigma was spotted at 13:59

(0) comments

RAY of light

Watched Ray with Yan yesterday. Sat there like a duck for 2.5hrs! I fidgeted so much, Yan thought there's something up my ass.

Jamie Foxx charmed me. He did alot of those body jerking movements that identified Ray Charles Robinson that I thought he might have spasms after he finished filming the movie.

Sometimes I wonder. I wonder if I'd be blessed with a talent or a gift that is so common among these people whom you might call the "physically handicapped". Would I be a famous painter? A renowned author? An aspiring teacher? A celebrated musician? An admired violinist?

I wonder.

But I'm ever thankful to Him because above all, I have the gift to see how my loved ones look and hear how my loved ones sound. And the gift to love them.

Chebah~ So poignant this Awin is.

As usual with all these tears-inflicting movies, I cried like, 4 times the whole time. So moving lah sey... Speaking of crying, Yan once said this: "Awin, apa yang Awin tak nangis? Awin tengok iban mandi pun boleh nangis!" So rude, he.

Be meeting them Dayana and Huda later for dinner. Tsk tsk. I've been going out everyday after work this week. That's bad.

It means my savings depreciate.

the enigma was spotted at 09:12

(0) comments

of Baked Chicken Curry Rice

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

It seems like I can never have a proper sit-down time to write my shit. Been absolutely busy. And there's absolutely no privacy here in the office when I'm trying to do a blow by blow account of what's happening in my life.

But I will try.

I had Baked Chicken Curry Rice for lunch at the newly opened Banquet at Clifford Centre. I must have looked extremely hungrily greedy just now because a guy came up to me and asked where I got my meal from.

Now let me tell you that when 'm hungry (or when I'm not), I tend to look like one hell of a ravenous woman who has not eaten meat for ten thousand years. I chew really fast and swallow even faster.

One friend commented that when i get food after a long period of hunger, I sound like someone having an orgasm cos I'll make all these appreciative and satisfactory moans of pleasure. Hah! I love my food.

Excuse me but gimme big fatty meals anytime. No tiny salads please. Well, salads are fine but AFTER I eat something else.

Ok later hunnies. Got an Order of Court to do.

the enigma was spotted at 14:47

(0) comments

Cheater

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Ok so I cheated. I cheated big time.

Ok not exactly cheating lah but I didn't exactly do all this shit myself. I got Eli to do it for me.

But how was I supposed to create my own blog when I don't have an excellent relationship with computers?

Anyway, that's not the basis of my first official entry.

I finally succumbed to the influences and tendency to rant and scribble my words around here - and let the whole world know my story.

Love to continue but I gotta go.

Man, I can't wait to let my blog go full-blown!

the enigma was spotted at 18:29

(0) comments