... I saw her/him in the flesh!! But for ease of reading, we shall refer to the boxer as a Her. Yan and I were at Watsons @ Funan and I was talking to Eli on the phone and discussing Neutrogena toners when I saw her!! I was so excited that I came up to her and said: Me: Hi... (smiling maniacally) Her: Hi... (smiling with an are-you-mad look) Me: (running through my words now) I saw you in the papers the other day and I thought you were great. Her: Ok... (smiled and looked down) I was jumping with excitement between the aisles of Watsons and couldn't believe my freaking eyes. I mean I've always wanted to see her in person and there she was within a hair breadth's away! Me to Eli on the phone, breathing heavily: "Eli!! I saw her!! That boxer... You know..." Me: Psst yan! Take my picture with her lah can??! Use you camera phone. Yan, please please... (Me, skipping to the beautiful boxer. Yan, dragging his feet and smiling with amusement) Me: Hi again... Do you think I can take a picture with you? Cos I really like you... (and biting my tongue so I won't add the words "but I'm not a lesbian lah, you know...") We posed for the handphone camera. And at that very moment, Yan's bf Bernard had to make the obligatory phone call to his best friend. Yan had to reject the call and go back to the camera and in that few minutes he took to doing so, I grabbed the chance to do something I would never do under normal circumstances. It's now or never. I "accidentally" on puropse nudged her ahh... Assets. Firm. Generous amount. Lovely. I was shocked my sudden boldness that I broke into a cold sweat. Macam siao sak akuu.. Me: Ok WOW!! Great!! Hahaha... Thank you SOO much!! You know I really wanted to catch you in your one-woman musical performance during the weekend but I didn't have the time so I didn't but I'm sure you were great (babbling incessantly now). Are you leaving Singapore already? Ok have a safe journey!! Oh and you take care!! Her: Ok.. Thank you. Bye bye... And before she walked away, she threw one last shy smile at me and pulled her luggage trolley. Sial ah I swear she's more shy than I am seyy!! And I'm quite shy to begin with. I almost asked her to follow me to Sakura because I need her to help me beat someone up but I decided, nahh... Maybe next time. It would be nice to see the shards of broken mirror though. And when I looked at the picture in the handphone, the boxer and I, I was in awe. So... What do you call that. Demure-looking and sweet. Us both. Tsk. Tsk. By the way, the boxer's real name is Parinya Kiatbusaba.
the enigma was spotted at 17:25