Today is the first of many, many days that I would be doing my qada' fasts. And already, I'm beginning to show signs of dying of starvation. Macam mana nak jadik Wanita Melayu Terakhir ni! Serves me right. Hegeh-hegeh lagik lah bayar puasa. So girls... Please do not procrastinate, like me. If you haven't cleared your qada' fasts, do 'em now. Two slices of bread with blueberry jam for sahur are hardly enough to sustain me throughout the day. Wanted to call SIX TRIPLE SEVEN! THREE TRIPLE SEVEN! but I figured out that I won't look too hawt in my Crescentian t-shirt and crumpled berms, and I might just scare the poor McDelivery mat at the sight of moi in the morning so ho-kaayy... Bread it is then. And so the whole of today, I was entertained by the sound of music my tummy made... Sungguh tak lawa dibuatnya. Will be making a trip to Malacca this weekend with the Supar tribe. My cousin who is residing in Malacca is getting married. Not really looking forward to it actually because: 1) Not looking forward to the ride to and back. I have motion sickness. 2) I don't want to sound like a snob but I REFUSE to move my bowels at the toilets there. I WILL tahan until I reach Singapore. Peeing is fine, because it is a quickie, but NOT moving my bowels. Nada, zero, zilch bowel action. 3) I don't want to help in the preparation of the wedding feast like cutting chillies and onions. Worst, if they (the makciks-makciks) asked "Awin, petikkan daun kesum tu sayang..." Mampos. I don't know my dauns, my sayurs, my ikans and whatchamacallits. 4) I will miss my precious's birthday. How shitified is that. A complete bummer. But anyhow, here's to a hopefully good weekend.
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