whimsical flights of fancy

happy happy go, Lucky

Friday, April 28, 2006

I will be a happy bunny today and tomorrow.

I will spend the the rest of today and part of tomorrow just doing nothing.

Oh, ok maybe not. Maybe I will watch TV till the wee hours of the night. Or catch a midnight movie. Or go karaoke-ing at night. Or go swimming until I turn into a preserved prune (in bikini, of course). Or order room service and speak in Queen E's English (*winks at Eli).

Or... Just doing nothing.

Thank you, Huda!

Weeeeeeeeeee.........

the enigma was spotted at 13:21

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mINAh

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

It's confirmed. I am allergic to minahs. When I see a minah, I get so stressed up. I get more stressed up when they talk to me. I'll start having goosebumps so bad, I'll start scratching. Goosebumps will also appear on my head and I'll start scratching my head.

I'm not mean, but it's the truth. I used to cringe when minahs and mats refer to themselves as 'you' and 'I'. E.g. "I tak boleh angzt lah... Penat sial..." Gua pun tak boleh angzt ok! Lu minah ah beb.

But I don't cringe at the 'you' and 'I' part anymore. I cringe at minahs and mats who refer to themselves as 'me'. Example eh... "Me kenal dia dah lama... Tapi dia baru sound stead me baru-baru jer..." Apa ni! I had to stiffle my laughter when I heard the way she talked. In fact, I had to stiffle it so hard, my face feels hot. All the bwahaha laughter just DYING to spill. Urgh.

Maybe she makes fun of the way I talk. She probably say I eksyen mat salleh because I spoke to her in English. And I deserve her criticisms because I'm imperfect myself. Haha... Minah, minah...

the enigma was spotted at 09:25

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Goodbye, Ace

Friday, April 21, 2006

Ace was voted out last night. And I didn't even get to see his natural 'death'. I was at a factory, cleaning. Well, I know of at least of one person who loves to see Ace go. You are evil, dude.

(I cannot speak fondly of Ace now. Or even any guys for that matter. Because he reads my blog and it's disturbing).

Earlier, I saw something which was so revolting, it spoilt my morning.

As I was walking to the MRT station, there was a woman in front of me walking with her husband/boyfriend/fiancee/scandal.

Perfectly normal, right.

Then she started to touch her ass and felt around the centre of it. So I supposed she was trying to get rid of her wedgie lah right. It could have been a 2-second affair, only that her wedgie was probably too deep and she took longer than 2 seconds. She took like, 10 minutes. So there she was, digging into the deep embers of her wedgie, and I was looking on.

So konon-konon, she thought she did it discreetly enough, because she was holding her husband/boyfriend/fiancee/scandal's hand with one hand and digging the wedgie with the other.

Here, I just want to remind you girls out there, PLEASE EH~ If you have a wedgie in public, TRY, as hard as you can, to NOT dig it out. If you're in public and the wedgie is killing you and you JUST HAVE TO dig it out, then make sure no one's looking. Because, sila eh~ tak lawa lah nyaarr... So unsightly, understand. Her ass was not even outstanding in the first place. I mean, if she's got a big ass, I can understand why she took 10 minutes to get the wedgie out. So tepos somemore hurhur...

And 10 minutes later, she finally got it out. Hooowell, just another frantic Friday...

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I would love to tell the world what happened. And warn them against befriending you. Even if I don't tell the whole world, I am tempted to tell the whole of Singapore. I'll write my story in the newspaper. The headline would be: BEWARE JANTAN AND BETINA KEBRET.

I am mean, but you're meaner.

the enigma was spotted at 09:28

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J! J-J-JADED!

Thursday, April 13, 2006

This time today a few weeks ago, I would be blogging about Ace Young. Not today, however.

I watched Why My Vote Matters: A Dialogue With The Minister Mentor. It is interesting to listen to the MM and 10 youths speak about politics in Singapore. I was quite surprised at some of the questions thrown at him and several times, I caught myself thinking "Uh-uh.. NOT good"; the questions were tough, even for a seasoned politician. But the MM, as usual, answered them the best way he could. In case you've missed it, catch it again this Sunday at 7.30 p.m. on ChannelNewsAsia. Might be good knowing a little background before you blindly elect.

And I caught Chicago too. Renee Zellweger is hot. She's so muscular and she speaks funny. Like she's a got a slight lisp. Chicago was the best I've seen her.

Pfft. Oh gosh, I am feeling so awful. I don't know what it is, but you know, just that kinda feeling where you wish the ground would open and swallow you and then the world forgets about you.

I want the world to forget I existed. That would solve everything.

the enigma was spotted at 13:49

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yellows and turquioses

Monday, April 10, 2006

There is nothing like a wonderful girlfriend to save you from the pits. In the end, Ley accompanied me Friday evening. And good thing too, or else I'd cry in the train on the way home.

Right. Saturday. Was. Da. Bomb.

Kita feeling-feeling kebun bunga.

Ah pilih pilih pilih... We bumped into Suria and Zu at Scotts. And attracted EVERYONE'S attention when we shouted "SUUUUURIAAA....." Kesian budak tuu nyaarr... Muka dia merah padam, kau... She's lookin good. Has hair longer than mine. Zu has hair longer than mine too. This cannot BE!

Meet the new janitors of Scotts Shopping Centre. Janitor Jila, Janitor Awin and Janitor Eli. Janitor Awin and Eli mop. Janitor Jila angkat rubbish. We haven't gotten our uniforms yet.

Spot the odd one out.

Clue: Yang pandai-pandai tutup mata bila ambik gambar.

Supposedly candid. Keyword: Supposedly. And I'm beginning to wonder if Ratna can ever take normal pictures. Hurhur.

A rare sighting of Hana - the woman with the biceps and a very toned body. Benci. And Ley feeling-feeling rock maintain.

With Cikgu Samad and Cikgu Saifa. Question: How come Cikgu Samad and Cikgu Saifa don't look like they have aged? Aku heran lah.

Heart you, girls.

P.S Hope you're better, luv. And Happy 23rd!

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Who caught Miss Singapore Universe last evening? And who wanted to die when contestant Jeanette Wee said that (sic) "I think Singapore youths are open-minded, therefore, it is perfectly FINE to do something like that" - when asked about her opinion on the recent uproar of the sex video taken by a Polytechnic student and posted on the Internet? Who wanted to die?! I did.

She said that on national TV in front of parents who have kids that are sexually active and she said it's FINE to post sex videos on the Internet? Is she crazy or plain stupid? As much as I understand that THAT is her opinion, we have to understand that Singapore is still rigid when it comes to taboo and sticky subjects as such. Nerves notwithstanding, it was still a bad answer. Other contestants answered well, I just don't understand how she can fumble.

Let's not even get me started on the over-lauded, supposedly smart PhD student.

the enigma was spotted at 13:26

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it is the pits

Friday, April 07, 2006

I'm all dressed-up, and nowhere to go...

I must stop being like Ani Di Franco and stop wishin' and hopin' and thinkin' and prayin'.

It's okay. I think I'll go catch a movie alone.

I'm all dressed-up and catching a movie alone. It's okay.

It's Friday and I'm catching a movie alone. That's okay, too.

Unless someone wants to go out with me... Anyone?

Pfft. This sucks.

the enigma was spotted at 18:39

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All's fun and fair

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Saturday, 8 April 2006. Fun-fair @ Crescent Girls' School.

Eh jom lah kawang-kawang!! Since Rai said that she can only make it after 12pm, we meet around that time, ok?

I am thinking of a movie after that. And dinner. I can't wait!! I'm counting on you girls to make me feel better :)

the enigma was spotted at 13:54

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a hard egg

Monday, April 03, 2006

I wonder if it's possible for anyone to die of a heartache. I think I could be the first.

the enigma was spotted at 19:26

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Ace v Chris

I missed AI on Wednesday and Thursday nights, so I caught the replay on Sunday afternoon.

Suddenly, I start looking for Ace's shortcomings. Like, why does he have to ALWAYS tuck in the front part of his shirt? Always. Is it like, a tactic to draw the audience's attention to the groin area? If it is, he succeeded in drawing mine. Or is he showing off the intricate design on his belt? Or dia fikir cool ah, kat depan tuck in, abeh kat belakang terboseh-boseh macam tu... And his shoulders look too broad for his legs. I bet when he works out, he only focuses on his upper body, and not his legs. Most guys do that. They'll have all this terrific bod, but what do you get when your eyes move downwards? Chicken legs. With the hairs poking everywhere. Don't get me wrong. I really do prefer men with hair on their legs.

While CHRIS, on the other hand, is quite hot. Okaaayy... I can imagine Ley fuming because this could be a direct threat to her womanhood (cheybah), she being a big fan of Chris and all. Haha... Chris's dress sense is unquestionable. Maybe the reason why I watch AI now would be because of Chris. But of course I won't admit it to Ley. Nak mampos!

Anyway, I also realise something about Randy the Judge which bothers me. Why does he have to ALWAYS reach for the drink after finishing a sentence? Always. It's like, every sentence he speaks makes him thirsty. Don't believe? Check check check it out this Wednesday! Cheybah. I is also the rhymin gangsta like Eli. Hurhur...

Ok I GOT to stop noticing nonsense like these. Takder function lah sey sila!~

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Class 95 just said that David Beckham has OCD - Obsessive, Compulsive Disorder.

Now that sounds a bit familiar. I think I could be suffering from that too.

Ok, example eh. If someone pokes me on the right arm twice, I WILL make them poke me on my left arm. Twice. And I make sure that the steps I take to a particular place is in even number. For example, as I walk to the traffic light, I make sure that my steps end at 20, or 30, and not 19 or 29, geddit? Just two of my many idiosyncrasies. Ah macam gituk-gituk lah!

the enigma was spotted at 17:28

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