Yan is having a dandy time at Hong Kong. He messages me almost every morning saying he'll be leaving at 10 a.m. to go shopping. And he'll get back only at night about 10-ish. Wahseh wahseh happy lah, like this. Ohh bangun pergi shopping boleh eh, pergi sekolah tak boleh. Hurhur. I have to call you ten thousand times on school days just so that you won't be late for classes. Too much ah uncle, too much.
If you come back with something nice for me, I'll forgive you. Haha. Although I know I told you not to get me anything. Not because I don't want him to waste his money, but more like his taste and mine is a little different. So for example eh, seperti contoh, he might just get me a Fred Perry navy blue bag!
Number one, I hate blue anything. I only own like, 2 blue tops. (Jeans are not counted because jeans only look good in blue.)
Number two, whoever carries a Fred Perry bag nowadays, yo! Hurhur. I don't know, maybe there are people who carry Fred Perry bags lah, just that my recollection of Fred Perry bags goes 10 years back. Also, I don't really fancy items with a brand attached to them. Aku suka brand apa tau... Aku suka benda-benda brand-sek! Cheydebah. No, really. To me, a thing is just a thing. So long as it functions well and it's appealing to the eye, it's fine. Brand names and expensive stuff define me not. See! I'm low-maintenance! You lucky guy, you!
So back to Fred Perry. Maybe it's not the brand name itself. It HAS to be the navy blue colour. Blue is, macam turn-off. Sorry luv. I know your intention is good, but I'd rather you not get it. Save it for umm say, my plastic surgery, or something.
Because you know... It's 3rd March tomorrow.
the enigma was spotted at 09:26