whimsical flights of fancy

It's a date!

Friday, April 27, 2007

Atencion!

Sila ambil perhatian!

Attention please!

Hello gorgeous Washingtons! 11th May 2007, Friday.

Make yourself free. This is to celebrate Rai's and Ley's birthdays. They're getting older and older! (I'm still 23!) And Farena's birthday also can kalau nak selit-selit. Hurhur.

Venue korang suggest eh? Party planner penat and busy ni. Let me know if you're coming.

Dress code: Gorgeousness. Meaning, come as you are!

the enigma was spotted at 14:13

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Early bird catches the train

LOOK AT THE TIME AND SEE HOW EARLY I AM!

I wish I could be this early for work every day. Hurhur.

Ini nama nya, pekerja contoh. Cheyba.

K dah. I just wanted to say that. Boast a lil bit about my punctuality.

On another note, I was so disappointed yesterday when I found out that Channel 5 was not gonna show Prison Break! This cannot be! (ala-ala Veronica Siah).

Hampa tau, saya. I got home early some more, anticipating my date with Abang Wentworth. But American Idol ran from 10 p.m. to 11.30 p.m. I wasn't even paying attention to AI, cos I was busy gossiping with my mum. Already I had to cancel my date with Abang Wentworth last Thursday cos I stayed in the office until about 2 a.m. doing AEICs. Lucky I wasn't alone. Nura was with me but she stayed til 3 a.m.

Alrighty people, have a goooood weekend!

the enigma was spotted at 09:07

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I (Toyota) Wish I wasn't a bimbo

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Yan says that my blog is boring because I haven't been blogging.

Well Mister, I have been busy and I really don't have anything to blog about.

But I'm suddenly reminded of something.

A few months ago, I was supposed to meet Yan at Clementi carpark, the one near the MRT station. So I was walking towards the carpark and, from far, saw a black Toyota Wish. I was like "uh-uh" cos I know how much he hates waiting for me so dengan pantasnya aku jalan menuju ke kereta tersebut. Cheyba. Bebual melayu seh.

AND.

I opened the front passenger door with confidence and flourish pasal konon nak cakap sorry for being late and all.

And I saw inside, A CHINESE FAMILY STARING QUESTIONINGLY BACK AT ME.

Eh sila eh mintak ampun, SALAH KERETA LAH NYAAARRR....

Pantart arr. Paisey seoul Korea!

I was like, "Hehe... opps! Wrong car! Sorry hor!"

And giggled to myself while I slammed close the car door.

I turned, hoping and wishing that they'd soon go. But of course, they didn't. They were there cos they were waiting for someone, right.

AND THEN. I SAW YAN'S CAR BEHIND THAT CAR.

So apparently, Yan witnessed the whole damn thing. And when I skipped to his car and went inside, he was like "Awin, what the hell???"

Hurhur.

He probably thought that I was going to enter some guy's car or something, since he's always saying that all my 'boyfriends' drive and hence therefore thus, I don't need him.

But you cannot blame me ok! Because Toyota Wishes have tinted windows (except for the two front windows) and to cut me some slack, it was evening and getting dark!

Eh tapi saya malu tau! Pasal apa ni Wingggg.... Suka-suka keper bukak pintu kereta orang.... Hurhur.

the enigma was spotted at 19:36

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0100

Friday, April 20, 2007

Ok siapa boleh teka Awing ada kat mana sekarang ni?!?!

AT THE OFFICE EH SILA~ JANGAN MAIN-MAIN. DAH PUKUL SATU PAGI NI HA!

the enigma was spotted at 01:00

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Of us in Yellows and Turquoises

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

OH MY GOD, I'm listening to B*Witched's Blame it on the Weatherman!!

OKAY WHO REMEMBERS WHO SANG ALONG TO THAT SONG DURING ART CLASS, WHILE WE WERE DOING OUR BATIK PAINTING??!! Eli? Jila? Maz? Do you girls remember who it was?

Jahat lah korang. Jangan make fun of her lah. Dia baik tau. She just happen to have a cutesy voice. Hurhur. But I remember Ju and Eli trying to suppress their laughters, Nurah frowning and looking pissed off because I think the 'singer' offended her peace and Jila... Well Jila, with her you know, her face.

I love us last time. Very the lurve. We were so occupied with our Art and our REAP. Where boys were just smelly idiots who stink up the bus.

Who remembers what REAP stands for? I do. R.ealising E.xcellence in A.cademic P.erformance! Hurhur. Ni programme untuk budak-budak pandai macam aku jer. Yang selalu dapat F9 for Maths. Hurhur. Tapi takper. Biar dapat F9 for all the tests and exams, asalkan 'O' levels pass. Cheyba. Kalau Maths fail, takper, asalkan Art dapat 'A'. (Except for maybe Eli) Hurhur... Aww Eli, don't be angry. We talked about this in the train. Heh.

Ok lah. Love us.

Us after our 'O' levels results. All the gorgeous (or not) Malay girls from 4/9, with the exception of Ratna who action only want to be included in our happening group. Hurhur. Ok, ok! Who can spot us?

Clue: Jila was fat last time, Eli had a shiny forehead, Ratna has (gasp!) hair and Maz's ass is still impressive. Hurhur.

the enigma was spotted at 21:11

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Another Y-Factor

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Here's to Yan.

I know you've been very tired from school and work. Tired from your factory and your studio.

(Yan ni, kerja macam nak kumpul duit untuk kahwin jer. Walhal padahal.) Hurhur.

So here's wishing you good luck!

And to many, many more Distinctions!

Gosh this is such an old photo! I miss my hair!

the enigma was spotted at 19:24

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The Y-Factor

Monday, April 16, 2007

You know what I can't stand?

People who are so yek-yek nak mampos. The kind of person who thinks he (for ease of typing, I'll refer to the person as 'he') is some big shot. Eh please lah eh... I think others know better. You can go around walking with your big balls in between your legs for all I care. I'm tempted to write more, but as usual, I shall hold this tongue because I'm-oh-so-nice like that.

Tapi takper. Tunggu kau. You wait. One day, if I can't stand it anymore, I will tell the world what you've been up to. SO dodgy and shady, this person. Ever seen verbal diarrhoea? No? Well, watch me.

I won't be like Monique from ANTM. I'm glad she's out! Because she is a bitch. See, all that bad vibes and hatred she emitted got her sick and finally, got her booted out!

If you don't already know by now, Monique is a black girl. Black girls always have attitude problem and that certain yek factor. Hurhur. In all the seasons of ANTM, there will at least be one black girl who thinks so highly of herself. This one, I didn't say. This one, Tyra Banks herself said so. Hurhur.

So, no bad vibes from Awin. I will face the world smiling!

the enigma was spotted at 17:00

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Sanjaya maju jaya!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

OuuHhh didja see Sanjaya yestervening?

He flirted with the camera!! Much like Ace Young from Season Whatever! Haha... Boys shouldn't be allowed to flirt with the camera because they make Awing go all bonkers!

And I was surprised by his singing. He actually sounded good! Ok, maybe not the best but better than that female singer with The Legs. Sanjaya should probably stop singing in English and just sing in Latin or Spanish or Tamil. He's Indian anyway, right?

The Legs is so bad that I cannot be bothered to remember her name haha... And she dresses like a tart every single time. Simon was right. If you can't sing, dress like a tart.

Anyway, on to a more (s)exciting news... Sid says, to make 20th October free!

the enigma was spotted at 17:40

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My Shirley Temple

Monday, April 09, 2007

Tsk tsk tsk.

I don't know what came over me. I went to pubs twice this week. Twice.

The first was on Thursday with some colleagues. We wanted to go to Harry's but it was packed to the walls with patrons (namely, mat salehkeh ehh...) Aku macam nak pekik "AH PILIH PILIH PILIHHHH !!! ONE DELLERS ONE DELLERS ONE DELLERS!! BUY ONE GET ONE FREE!! Hurhur... Because the atmosphere in that place is akin to that of a wet market. Make that a mat salehkeh's wet market.

We ended up at Rogues at Market Street and it was quieter there, not necessarily peaceful. Just quieter. And I ordered some punch that cost eight-freakin-dellers and so sour nak mampos. But I didn't pay for it so cannot complain hor. Hurhur.

And the second was at New Asia Bar with Eli, in celebration of Shoba's birthday. I admit, I went because I wanted to check out that place more than anything else. But don't tell Shoba that. Hurhur.

It was at the 70th floor of Swissotel and the view from the top is amazing, balls.

Some of the girls from 4/9 were there too. Cecilia, Andrea, Sally and Su Zhen. Su Zhen, by the way, is doing her Masters. I asked what does she plan to do after her Masters. And to that, I meant like, what career path is she going to take. She answered "Oh... I will do my PhD." Full stop. I had to force myself to not pop out my eyes cos I was like, wow, can. But she can do it. She is a very determined girl.

Hell, I would be too if I have the ka-ching-ching-ching-(chong-fun).

So anyway, I was looking at the drinks menu, looking for some soda or juice when Sally asked me to get some alcoholic stuff. I said "Sorry I can't, I'm driving", which I think is a simpler answer to give than "Uhh... I don't drink" to which they'd ask "Why?" then I'd say "Uh... Don't know. Just don't" then the "But why?" bit and so on and so forth.

But dodge as I did, Sally still asked those questions so why the hell did I bother coming up with the excuse where I'm driving bit, when I can't even drive a go-kart. Hurhur.

I had a a Shirley Temple which cost me eight-freakin-dellers. Nama macam alcoholic beverage hor but it's not. It's a mixture of grenadine syrup with sprite and something else. I think it's ginger ale. And a slice of orange. I ate the orange and Sally jokingly scolded me like, why the hell do I come to a bar only to eat fruits. But it's so sedaaaapp... I very the lurve. I drank it slowly, konon-konon nak kasi my eight-freakin-dellers stretch longer. Hurhur.

I plan to go back there and try all the mocktails.

Eli, come laiiii...

the enigma was spotted at 17:39

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Marilyn

Thursday, April 05, 2007

I did a Marilyn Monroe on Monday.

I wore a light pleated skirt that is made of very thin material. So as usual, my colleague and I were going for our tea break. We were standing at the traffic light waiting and SUDDENLY, AN UNEXPECTED BIG GUST OF WIND CAME AND BLEW UP MY SKIRT!!! (I cannot be anymore dramatic.)

And so I was struggling to push down my skirt and holding on to my wallet and handphone, all the time fully aware that the vehicles and motorists on Robinson Road (who, incidentally were also waiting for the red lights to turn green) had a fantastic view of my fantastic rear!

And at that split second, I remember trying to recall which panty I had on that day. And then wahseh wahseh HENGGGG ARR~ It was some lacy Sloggis. I mean, if I were to do a Marilyn, it might as well have been one with a pretty-looking panty, right? Sempat sey fikir pasal seluar dalam. Hurhur.

No wonder the morning of that incident, I remembered thinking that it was important I wear a pretty panty, and not some grandma ones. Hurhur...

The whole time the incident happened, my colleague didn't notice. However, she saw an old man driving a van, and this old man was pointing at me (or rather, my backside) with a happy grin on his face before he broke into laughter. Wahlandey, ah pek chikopek hor! So happy nampak panty.

After that, I didn't know where to put my face. I couldn't turn right or left because in any direction I turn, I WILL face someone who has seen my most intimate wardrobe, plus other 'wonders'.

I prayed that I got hit with temporary dementia so I won't have to replay that incident over and over again, like a broken record.

It didn't help that my colleague was laughing macam perempuan gila, again, gaining attention to us, and a red-faced me.

The wind didn't stop either, so I walked clutching my skirt macam retard.

And did I tell you, as the van whizzed past us, the chikopek ah pek gave a tiny honk and whistled. Nabs, understand, naaaabbssss?

the enigma was spotted at 13:33

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Demise

Monday, April 02, 2007

For my polymates' info, Edwina Tan Wen Qing passed away on 31 March 2007. Brain cancer. It spread from her lungs. She's one who had everything going for her. Was one of the contestants in Miss Singapore Universe 2005 too.

But let it be a reminder, He giveth, and He taketh.

the enigma was spotted at 17:51

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