I had a great weekend!

I ate and ate. On Saturday, I had Chicken Steak and mushroom rice from Mad Jack for lunch, Roti John with cheese for dinner and some Japanese swirl ice-cream in between.

Then on Saturday, I stuffed my face with MacDonalds Bagel with Omelette (hello, this I'm loving it!) for breakfast, ayam penyet from Bedok Corner for lunch and Garlic Mushroom Steak from Simpang Bedok. On Sunday, I was an east girl. I had all my meals in the east. Hurhur. I think I wanna rent a place at say, East Coast or Katong that area. So many food! I was so depressed cos I wanted to eat everything at Simpang but then I had to choose only ONE dish. What made it better was that I was surrounded by 8 red-blooded males. LAPAN.

Yan was great company for the weekend. He messaged me SUNDAY MORNING, asking me if I'm awake and if I am, he's inviting me for breakfast. Pukul tujuh setengah pagi buta! ROBERT~

Anyway, a listener just called in to Class 95. And it was a mat melayu. And as all mat melayu go, this one is no exception (read: English pecah and jiwang retak Superglue Gajah pong tak boleh repair).

Ok example eh. Macam ginilah konversasi dia with Jean Danker.

Bla bla bla then "Ok Jean I wanna dedicate this song Lonely No More to my girlfriend (or was it wife? Takper tak important) with the message - (hold on to your seats) - Helllo my darling sweet MOMMA, I wanna tell you I love you, MOMMA! And that you're the best thing to me, MOMMA! *insert other disgusting love message here*"

(Jean Danker giggling) *insert mat melayu name, say for example, ok let's name him Bob* "Oh my gosh, Bob! You're making my hair stand!"

Bob: "Oh dear, really...?" sambil ketawa tersipu-sipu. Pasal dia ingatkan Jean Danker's hair stand because of his sweet message WALHAL she laughed because he was so gross! He just didn't get the underlying sarcasm, balls. Excuse me, but MOMMA??? SIAL AH MAT aku dengar pong telinga berbulu seoul korea! Geli bodo. Apa ni display some kinky shit panggil gf/wife MOMMA on national radio! Euww, understand?