I caught the Bucket List with the boyfriend last night.
He picked me up at 8.30 p.m. near my office building and we headed straight to PS, without dinner.
This sucks, you know. There's no more meetings with the boyfriend after work eversince he started his attachment. I'm trying to get used to it but I hate it when his schedule is so radical and very vague. I'm always put on the lurch and the feeling is like shit, yo. But because I am a very patient and very nice girlfriend, I try not to show it because at the end of the day, it IS work. I mean, I should know better too right, since I am the Queen of stay-in-the-office-until-9.30a.m.-the-next-day.
So anyway, Yan told me that as I was walking towards his car, the boys playing skateboards near where his car was parked was checking me out. Ok seriously, I didn't notice them. I was busy working it for Yan's benefit cos I could see that he was looking out at me from his car's window hurhur... So when I got into his car, I kissed him on the cheeks and he was like, "Hmm... Suka? Mat-mat tengok?" And I was like "Mat? What mat?" He: "Mat-mat skateboard tu apa? Abeh bila they realised that I was staring at them cos they were looking at you, they were a bit awkward already..." Me: "EH! Kenapa Yan nak stare kat diorang ni! Why did you scare them? WHY?!?! Just let them lah!!! (Cheybah aku ni punnn) I am 25 this year you know! I wouldn't have much years left in me to have boys checking me out!!" And I was genuinely upset, you know... Yan just
had to spoil the fun for me. But if you ask me, I think they were thinking "Ini minah ni setep mana peh Cina nak pakai cheongsam top..." Hurhur. Nak tau kenapa tak mamat? Pasal I ran out of clothes eh~ I don't know what else to wear for work :(
Anyway, back to The Bucket List. It is funny! Jack Nicholson is funny! Ok take this part. He and Morgan Freeman's character were in the chartered jet to somewhere. You see MF sleeping on a seat. And behind him is the toilet door of the jet. So then the audience saw JN peering out into the common room and when he is assured that MF was sound asleep, he moved away from the toilet door and let the air stewardess out. Air stewardess tiptoed out of the toilet while buttoning her tight shirt.
So you can already guess by now that they were having a quickie in the plane toilet right? Ok then JN settled into his seat next to MF but he did not realise that MF was actually awake and staring at him in disbelief pasal sebenarnya, si Jack Nicholson has cancer and quite old already abeh masih nak having a go at a young stewardess. Hurhur. And while Morgan Freeman was staring at Jack Nicholson, he went like... "Medicinal." Ok you gotta watch it to know how fucken funny it was.
Suffice to say that at the end of the movie, I was, no pun intended, crying buckets. While I was stuffing Yan's sweater into my mouth cos ini bangsa nangis yang kena kuat-kuat sampai melalak punya eh, Yan turned to me and laughed at me. He is so heartless.
Ok wanna go do manicure now cos I was so pissed off at a client, I need to do something that makes me happy. That leaves me 3 choices - buy shoes, buy a dress or go for a manicure. I think I wanna do manicure cos I get pretty depressed if my fingernails are ugly. And then to the gym later to err... Use the steam-room and shower. Yes saya pergi gym untuk steaming and shower, bukan exercise. Apasal?
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